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他问。

“我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元,就像我父亲一样。”这个学生

回答说。

“你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。

“没有,”这位申请人回答道,“他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。”

91. Bull Wrestler

A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and

one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting

to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a

farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbed the bull

by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the

bull jumped up and ran away. "Wow," said the friend, "that was quite

a tussle. "

"Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last

Notes:

(1) bull wrestler 斗牛士,也作bullfighter.

(2) charge v.袭击

(3) grab v.抓,握

(4) snarl v.缠结,纠结

(5) heap n.堆

(6) tussle n.扭打,扭斗

Exercises:

根据短文填空:

① A bull wrestler was visiting his friend _____a small town.

② One night they stayed a little too long _____ the pub.

③ _____ wanting to drive, they decided to walk home.

④ As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull _____them.

⑤ The wrestler grabbed the bull _____the horns.

⑥ They _____in a snarling heap

⑦ That was _____I a tussle.

⑧ If I _____ had that last drink. I would have gotten that

guy his bicycle.

91.斗牛士

一个斗牛士在一个小镇拜访他的朋友。一天夜里他们在酒馆里呆的

时间稍长了一点。他们不想搭车,就决定步行回家。他们在穿过一片农

田时,一头牛向他们冲过来。斗牛士抓住了牛的两只角,他们扭打在一

起。最后牛跳起来跑走了。

“哇,”他朋友说,“好一场搏斗哇。”

“哦,”斗牛士回答说,“要不是我多喝了一杯,我非把那家伙从

自行车上拽下来不可。”

92.Dis-Comcerting

I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll

fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase

tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agreed to accompany me

and seemed to enjoy the symphony.

After the concert, I mentioned how Mozart's music moved me.

"At times, I can almost hear his voice in his music and I feel as

though he's talking to me," I said.

Mike nodded his head in solemn agreement. "Yes," he said. "I

know what you mean."

Feeling very pleased that I had made a "convert", I asked what

he felt the music was saying to him.

He replied, "it said 'go to sleep, Michael. Go to sleep.

Notes:

(1) disconcert v.使窘困,使狼狈

(2) a rock'n roll fan 摇滚迷

(3) offer to (do)主动提出(做)

(4) purchase v.购买

(5) Mozart 莫扎特(奥地利著名作曲家)

(6) accompany v.陪伴,伴随

(7) symphony n.交响乐

(8) solemn adj.庄严的,严肃的

(9) convert n.归顺某宗教者(本文指转变兴趣的人)

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案:

① What was Mike's interst?

A. classic music

B. folk songs

C. rock' n roll

D. pop music

② What were the tickets for?

A. a moving film about Mozart

B. a concert given by Mozart

C. a Mozart festival

D. a rock' n roll concert

③ Why did Mike agree to accompany the author?

A. Because the author urged him again and again.

B. Because the author ordered him to do so .

C. Because Mike really enjoyed classical music.

D. Because Mike wanted to show politeness since they were

friends.

④ How did the author feel about the symphony?

A. The author was disappointed.

B. The author was very happy.

C. The author was excited.

D. The author was moved.

⑤ How did Mike think of the symphony?

A. exciting

B. moving

C. tiring

D. nice

92.尴尬

我一直设法让我朋友迈克——一个摇滚迷———对古典音乐感兴

趣。我主动提出购买两张莫扎特纪念节的票,他很愿意伴随我,而且似

乎喜爱上了交响乐。

音乐会后,我捉到莫扎特的音乐如何感动了我。“有些时候,我几

乎可以听到他在音乐中的声音,感觉到好像他在对我倾诉,”我说。

迈克严肃地点点头表示赞成。“是的,”他说,“我懂你的意思。”

我为已使他转变了兴趣而非常得意,我问他是如何感受那音乐的。

他回答说:“交响乐对我说:‘睡吧,迈克,睡吧。’”

93.A Talk an the Phone

I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home

with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in

computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was

fixing my refrigerator. After an endless stream of "C colon, back

slash, greater than, cd, backslash, DOS, 0 colon" and so on, I hung

up and found the repairman staring at me. "Lady," he asked, are

you p spy?"