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“当然可以,先生,”鞋匠说。

“什么时候能修好?”那个人问。

“我有点忙,但到星期四我会修好鞋子的。”他说。

“很好,”那人说,并离开了那家店。

第二天早上,他收到一封信,提供他一份在国外的工作。24 小时内,

他登上飞机去接受那份新工作。

二十年过去了,他回到了故乡。

他记起了那双鞋。

“那是一双好鞋,”他想,“我想知道鞋匠是否还在那儿,是否还

有那双鞋。我要去看看。”

他很高兴看到鞋匠还在那家店里,虽然他已很老了。

“早上好,”他对鞋匠说,“二十年前,我拿了一双鞋子来修。你

记得还有那双鞋吗?”

“名字?”老鞋匠问。

“史密斯,”那人回答。

“我去瞧瞧,或许在后面呢。”

鞋匠回到店的后面去,几分钟后又回来了,手里提着那双鞋子,“在

这呢,”他说,“一双棕色的鞋子要修。我有点忙,但可以到星期四把

鞋子修好。”

140. Whose Son Is the Greatest

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing

their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman.

"When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters

a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters

a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-

foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room,

people say, 'Oh, my God'!"

Notes:

(1) priest n.基督教的教士;牧师

(2) monsignor n.阁下(对某些天主教教士的尊称)

(3) bishop n.主教(主管一城市或一教区之教务)

(4) Your Excellency 阁下(对主教的尊称)

(5) cardinal n.(天主教的)红衣主教(有权选举教皇)

(6) Your Eminence 对红衣主教的尊称

Exercises:

根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

① The four mothers were all proud of their own sons.

② The second mother's son was a great lawer.

③ The third mother said that her son was a high official in

the

④ The fourth mother was ashamed of her son.

⑤ We can see from the passage that the fourth mother was the

cleverest.

140.谁的儿子最伟大

四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”

第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’。”

第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是住主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您

好,大人’。”

“我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,

人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”

第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”

她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝’!”

1.Two Tickets Please

两张电影票

① He invited his girlfriend to the cinema.

② TWO.

③ No, the tickets had sold out

④ No, he wasn't.

⑤ He decided to buy two sur-tickets which could allow them

to stand together.

2. I'll Keep It on My Floor

放在地板上

①F②T③F④F⑤T

3. The Attraction of the Map

地图的引力

① English ② report ③ local ④ audience ⑤ nervous

4. What Grade

哪一级

① Seventeen years old.

② She has just gotten her driving license.

③ She offered to take her mother's car to the gas station.

④ He wanted her to select the proper kind of gas for the car.

⑤ She thought that the attendant was asking which grade she

was in at school.

5. An Adult Decision

成年人的抉择

① F ② F ③ T ④ F ⑤ F

6. We're on That Mountain Over There

我们在那座山上

① D ② B ③ C ④ D ⑤C

7. I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer It

让我的司机来回答

① Because he had heard the scientist's lecture many times.

② He thought it was great.

③ In the back row.

④ A highly technical question.

⑤ No, he didn't.

8. Where Do You Want These Blinds

窗帘挂于何处

①T②T③F④T⑤T

9. Whose Dog Was the Smartest

谁的狗最聪明

① They were arguing about whose dog was the smartest.

② He drew a perfect triangle.

③ Four.

④ Eight ounces.

⑤ The fourth man's dog was the smartest.

10. What Will Be The Headline

标题是什么

① F ② F ③ T ④ T ⑤ T

11. A Challenging Hunt

富有挑战性的搜寻

①D②D③C④D⑤A

12. You're Not Going to Make It

你活不成了

① Gravely ② motioned ③ stress-free ④ to ⑤ love

13. A Pleasant Surprise

惊喜

①T②F③F④T⑤F

14. A Clever Dog

聪明狗

①C②A③D④B⑤C

15. It seemed like Hours

犹如几个时辰

①F②F③T④F⑤T

16. Mother s Feet

母亲的脚

① She is a dog that likes to pester visitors.

② She massaged her.

③ A contractor came for home-improvement project.

④ About a half-hour.

⑤ Because she was massaging not the dog but the contractor'

s foot.

17.I Want to Get Out

我要出去

① up ② inebriated ③ slammed ④ same ;same⑤ sense

18. Nest and Hair

鸟窝与头发

①F②F③F④T⑤T

19.I Never Work after Supper

我晚饭后从不工作

①A②D③C④C⑤D

20. Coffee Problem

咖啡问题

① At the doctor's office.

② He had a stabbing pain in the eye.

③ The right eye.

④ The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every

time he had a cup of coffee.

⑤ No.

21. I've Just Bitten My Tongue

我刚咬破自己的舌头

①F②T③F④F⑤T

22. Job Technique

工作技巧

① stragglers ② approached;about ③ handle ④ toward ⑤

would-be; retreating

23. A Bad Doctor

庸医

①C②B③A④D⑤D

24. Saving Grace

保全面子

① In Hawaii ② One of the finest restaurants ③ After the meal

④ Delicious ⑤ Yes

25. A Woman Who Fell

摔倒的女人

①B②C③D④C⑤B

26. My Wife Thinks So

我老婆这样认为

① In an unfamiliar part of town.

② He was reading water meters.

③ He came upon a house with no number.

④ He was gardening.

⑤ No, he didn't.

27. A Plumber

管道修理工

①T②F③F④F⑤T

28. A Tough Teacher

强悍的教师

① injurred; around ② assigned ③ Stepping ④ breeze ⑤ with

29. I'm a Police Officer

我是警察

①C②D③B④D⑤B

30. A Business Trip

出差旅行

① India

② He took a taxi.

③ The equivalent of eight dollars U. S.

④ He thought it was too much.

⑤ Fine except that the luggage was still in the trunk of the

taxi.

31. Get a Job

找个工作

①T②F③F④F⑤T

32. 12 Postcards

十二张卡片

①C②A③A④C⑤C

33. A Stubborn Horse

倔强的马

① gone ② recovery ③ at; pounding ④ completed ⑤ thumbed

through

34. Looking for a Companion

找个伴侣

① A mate

② small and cute; loved water-sports and enjoyed group

activities.

③ Yes.

④ It advised him to marry a penguin.

⑤ A penguin is a seabird of the Antarctic with wings used for

swimming.

35. My Roommate

我的室友

①C②D③C④B⑤D

36.I Can't Stop Now

我无法停下

① At a department of motor vehicles.

② She was reading a romance novel.

③ Very slowly.

④ She stepped aside.

⑤ Because she couldn't stop reading the novel.

37. The Big Baby

大婴儿

①B②A③C④D⑤C

38. Pears and Plums

梨子与李子

①C②B③A④A⑤A

39. She Is Left-handed

她是左撇子

① They were both keen on playing golf

② They were discussing their future.

③ He would remarry.

④ He would let his new wife live in the house and use the car .

⑤ The husband had a mistress already.

40. Ways and Means

花招

①F②T③T④F⑤T

41. You Let Me Search Quite

叫工好找

① upon ② ride ③ a ④ hearing ⑤ on

42. The Long and Short of It

长短之说

①C②V③A④A⑤A

43. The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat

牧羊人与官僚

①C②B③D④A⑤C

44. The Judge's Pistol

法官的手枪

① He stopped by the chambers of a judge

② Because he had a lunch appointment with the judge.

③ Because of recent threats.

④ No, he hadn't.He didn't even know how to load the gun.

⑤ The gun was a toy, not a real one.

45. A Call from a Frog

青蛙的电话

①F②F③T④T⑤T

46. Wouldn't You Know

你不要知道吗

①F②T③F④F⑤T

47. The Very Last Birthday

最后的生日

①F②F③F④T⑤T

48. Good Thing He Has You

有你教他真好

①C②D③D④B⑤A

49. Do Me a Favor

请帮个忙

① in; for ② settled; along ③ in ; out ④ flip in ⑤ as; if

50. Point of No Return

有去无回

①A②C③D④A⑤C

51. The Story of a Snail

蜗牛的故事

① He crossed the road.

② He was run over by a turtle.

③ In the emergency room.

④ No, he coudn't.

52. Not Here

不在这里

①D②C③A④B⑤D

53. A Midshipman

海军军官候补生

①F②T③F④T⑤T

54. That's What They All Say

他们都是这么说的

① sitting; overheard ② saying ③ innocently ④ At ⑤

innocent

55. The Mistaken Father

糊涂父亲

①A②C③C④B⑤D

56. This Hole in the Ground

地坑

①A②C③A④C⑤C

57.A Prospective Horse Buyer

欲买马之人

①F②T③T④F⑤T

58. Bad Business

生意不好

①T②F③T④F⑤F

59. The Cheater

作弊者

①C②C③B④D⑤C

60. Which One to Call Back

给哪一个回电话

①C②A③C④D⑤C

61. Boy, Oh Boy

让人无奈的孩子

① Five.

② They tend to cause mayhem.

③ it means "to make up one's mind to stop sth from happening".

④ No, he didn't

⑤ They began to get dirty.

62. I Can9t Let Him Get Away

不能让他跑了

①T②F③T④T⑤T

63. A Hasty Interruption

匆忙的打断

①B②C③C④C⑤A

64. It's a Puzzlement

难解的问题

①F②F③F④T⑤F

65. A Small Surprise

小小的意外

①F②F③F④T⑤T

66. The Cat and the Saucer

猫与托盘

① passing ② licking ③ into; uninterested ④ for ⑤ in

67. Long Life

长生不老

①A②C③B④C⑤D

68. Diet Tribe

节食族

①B②D③C④A⑤A

69. Stunning Reply

出色的回答

① Five years old.

② She was preparing dinner.

③ Because he didn't feel like it.

④ She was exasperated.

⑤ Because he thought that if his mother were not preparing

dinner and they would have to eat, the only place to go to was a

restaurant.

70. Senior Class

年长者阶层

①T②F③F④F⑤T

71. The Young Man at the Wheel

驾车的小伙子

① crying ② to ③ for ④ blew ⑤ at

72. What Went Wrong

问题出在哪里

①F②F③F④F⑤T

73. You Never Called

从未来访

①B②C③A④B⑤C

74. A Vacation Cruise

假日巡航游

①F②F③F④T⑤T

75. Ibis Way to Request

如是请求

① dislocated ② nearly ③ explain; on ④ on ⑤ telling

76. The Problem of Two Flounders

两个比目鱼问题

① He was an inveterate fisherman.

② He was well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that

got away

③ He immediately invited some friends over to dine.

④ Yes. It was how to serve the two enormous fish.

⑤ He deliberately let one crash to the floor and bring in the

other.

77. At the Supermarket

在超级市场

①C②B③D④D⑤C

78. A Preacher's Topic

传教士的讲题

①T②T③F④T⑤T

79. In the Air

在空中

①C②B③B④A⑤D

80. Way of Inducing

招客有方

① He was at the cleaner's.

② He noticed a sign.

③ It said: "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 P. M.

④ He told the owner that he wanted to collect his clothing

at five.

⑤ The sign had the power of inducing.

81. An Urgent Standby Passenger

紧急待机乘客

①A②B③C④C⑤C

82. A Man Who Said No

说不的男子

① about ② dangling ③ Asked ④ brave ⑤ object

83. The Target

靶子

①F②F③T④F⑤T

84. Day after Day

日复一日

① involved ② on ③ out of ④ row ⑤ when

85. Post Haste

邮政快递

①C②A③B④C⑤B

86. Response

回应

① Because her job was as a medical technologist.

② Because she often washed her hands and the weather was very

③ Petroleum jelly.

④ Because he saw that she was wearing a pair of white gloves.

⑤ He selected a tie and began putting it on.

87. A Coach and His Players

教练与他的队员

① Because he was the new coach.

② He called each boy by the number on his uniform.

③ Jeff Smith.

④ Because no one responded to his call, and the umpire looked

on.

⑤ The best team.

88. He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches

他把她的椅子降低了6 寸

① on ② recommended ③ located ④ regidly ⑤ closed

89. The Ability of the Kangaroo

袋鼠的能力

① The zoo had newly aquired a kangaroo.

② Because the kangaroo kept getting out of the fence.

③ The director felt exasperated.

④ Because the door of the fence was not locked.

⑤ The passage implies that the zoo was in bad management.

90. Dream

梦想

①F②T③T④T⑤F

91. Bull Wrestler

斗牛士

① in ② at ③ Not ④ charged ⑤ by ⑥ went down ⑦ quite ⑧

hadn't

92. Dis - Concerting



①C②C③D④D⑤C

93. A Talk on the Phone

电话交谈

① She teaches computer courses.

② Questions.

③ A repairman.

④ Yes, it was.

⑤ Because the repairman didn't understand computer language.

94. A Bad Impression

坏印象

①F②T③F④T⑤T

95. Lose One Pound

减掉一磅

①B②C③B④A⑤B

96. Older Goats in America

美国老羊

①F②T③F④T⑤T

97. The Stories Are Still in Them

故事还在里面

① wander; over ② faded; frayed ③ through ④ over ⑤ down

98. Back Up Two Miles

后退两英里

①C②B③A④A⑤C

99. Who Was That Man

那男子是谁

① They were gazing at the travel poster.

② He would give them an all-expenses-paid vacation in

exchange for their appearing in ads endorsing his travel agency.

③ Three weeks.

④ Wonderful.

⑤ The woman wanted to know who the man was.

100 The Advangage of Noise

噪音的优点

① over ② with; over ③ right ④ drop ⑤ about

101. A Gentle Reminder

委婉提醒

①C②A③A④C⑤A

102.I Understand Him

我懂他的话

① In a restaurant.

② He was four years old

③ Because he had spoken with his mouth full.

④ Some ketchup.

⑤ Because he was a dentist.

103.An Exact Number

准确数字

①F②T③F④F⑤T

104. Violin Lessons

小提琴课

①C②B③B④C⑤C

105.Which Month Did He Go Away

儿月走的

① at ② had ③ for ④ up ⑤ gone

106.I'm the Only Driver

唯有我是司机

①F②F③T④T⑤T

107.Such a Long Mg

如此长的狗

① who ② for ③ on ④ first ⑤ in

108.Where It Should Be Plugged

插在何处

①A②B③A④C⑤A

109.A Wild Guess

奇猜异想

① Physics.

② He told a story about Achimede.

③ At the public bathhouse.

④ He noticed that when he got into the pool, the water rose

spilling over the edge.

⑤ It means "I have found it"

110.Until They're Free

直到免费为止

①F②T③F④T⑤T

111. To Borrow an Ox

借公牛一用

① A long time ago.

② He didn't know and words.

③ An ox.

④ The servant.

⑤ Yes, he did.

112. Only One Eye to Settle On

一眼就看中

①T②T③F④T⑤T

113.A Short Holiday

短期假日

①D②A③C④D⑤D

114.A Woman's Answer

妇女的回答

① A husband and his wife.

② He asked why God create women to be beautiful but foolish.

③ No. She answered at once.

④ Very simple.

⑤ She said that God made women beautiful so men would love

them; God made women foolish so they would men.

115.The Best Salesman in the World

世界上最好的售货员

①C②A③B④D⑤B

116.A Boy with a Big Head

大头娃娃

①T②F③F④T⑤T

117.The Choice of Word

选词

① after ② shaking ③ to ④ up ⑤ to

118. I, You and She

我,你,她

① He learnt three words: 1, You and She.

② Three sentences.

③ His father.

④ He got angry.

⑤ I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my

son.

119. You May Select

可以选择

①C②A③C④D⑤B

120.Three Men in a Boat

三人同舟

①C②A③C④A⑤D

121.A Speeding Motorist

超速的司机

①T②F③F④F⑤T

122.What Color

什么颜色

①T②T③F④T⑤T

123.It's Kind of Fitting

理应如此

① on ② on ③ making ④ go ⑤ off

124.Excellent Skills

绝妙的技巧

①B②C③B④D⑤B

125.Maternal Instinct

母性的本能

①T②F③T④T⑤T

126.An Excellent Scheme

妙计

① as ② to ③ release ④ around ⑤ to

127.Easy or Not

方便与否

①C②B③C④B⑤A

128.I Want Her to Go Nuts

我要让她发疯

①F②T③F④F⑤F

129.An Ad

广告

① onto ② made ③ composed ④ claim ⑤out

130.Wedding or Not

要否结婚

①F②T③T④T⑤T

131. Ways to Report Death

①B②B③A④D⑤A

132. The Use of a Handsaw

手锯的用处

① up ② heading ③ inside ④ Scanning ⑤ eyed

133.A Thank-you Note

一封感谢信

①F②T③F④T⑤F

134. The Nice Wedding Gift

漂亮的结婚礼物

①C②D③B④A

135.Hunting Skills

打猎的技巧

①T②F③T④F⑤T

136.Bring Me a Glass of Milk

捎杯牛奶

① At 2 a. m.

② She was convinced of a prowler in the house.

③ He should tiptoed downstairs, not turn on the lights and

sneak the prowler.

④ To bring a cup of milk for her.

⑤ No, it was only Mrs. Culkin's clever trick.

137.A Branch Office

分店

①F②F③F④F⑤F

138.A Holiday from School

休假

①D②B③B④C⑤C

139.Quick Service

快速服务

①C②B③C④D⑤D

140.Whose Son Is the Greatest

谁的儿子最伟大

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